Monday, September 08, 2008

The Onion

Best News Network. Ever.

I have a book called "A Century of Cycling" that is basically a comprehensive list of influential cyclists of the past century. I remember reading that Miguel Indurain had issues similar with the views of Fred Taylor in the Onion/Jaguar video above, but I have not heard anything about that elsewhere. Pretty interesting if that is true. I think that guy is awesome. He reminds me of Frankenstein, just without the stitches and grotesqueness, of course. He gives hope to taller guys like myself for when the road goes up too.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Oh Snap! (part II)

You know how bees are dying like flies? I think I have discovered the reason.

They all migrated to my roof.

Take note of the thick tree debris. This has accumulated because nobody is brave enough to go near it, and we haven't rid ourselves of it because it has become somewhat of a neighborhood landmark. I think the neighborhood heathens have learned what happens when you throw rocks at bees too. Barring strong winds or a lighting strike, I think this thing is here to stay.

Have you heard of Danger Doom? Good stuff.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Oh Snap!

Got locked down in my school's library today for about 2 hours then was told to go straight to my car! Turns out some 16 y/o freaky butt brought a loaded .45 caliber handgun on campus. Nothing malicious though, just for poops and giggles.
It's a good thing 'cause I got out of a test I would have bombed so bad that I'd get tried for crimes against humanity.